2x12 Between Order And Randomness
TAYLOR: You’re home early.
HALEY: You’re home all the time. What’re you doing on my laptop? Cruising for jailbait?
TAYLOR: Excuse me?
HALEY: Well I heard your speciality is deflowering freshmen!
TAYLOR: So the Boy Scout told you. Quite a coincidence, huh? But look at it this way; now we can compare notes.
HALEY: IT’S NOT FUNNY, TAYLOR!
TAYLOR: Ow! Would you let GO! If you wanted to find someone I hadn’t slept with, you could’ve moved to Alaska.
HALEY: You know what, do you think my relationship with Nathan is just a big joke?!
TAYLOR: NO! Of course not! But I think that Chris is a laugh riot.
HALEY: What are you talking about?
TAYLOR: I’m talking about you, bitching about your husband’s past when you have a present! I was online and I got an IM, or rather, you did. You’ve been kissing Chris.
HALEY: I don’t… I don’t know what you’re talking about.
TAYLOR: Are you sleeping with him?
HALEY: No! It’s not what it looks like, okay?
TAYLOR: Oh, really? Cause it seems to me like Saint Haley is just as bad as the rest of us!
HALEY: Taylor, Nathan can not find out about this.
TAYLOR: Fine, Hay – but you have to let me stay here. At least until I figure out what I’m doing.